This Is Why It's Pointless For Me To Clean

I've been cleaning today. I have received many reminders as to why it's essentially pointless for me to clean. One such example?

6:12 PM - The windows in both french doors are clean and spotless, both inside and outside. (I have photographic proof.)

6:20 PM - The windows in both french doors have nose prints on both sides and one door has puppy snot dripping down the glass. Yummy!

I told TheMister when he called earlier that I was just going to keep vacuuming the house continually until he got home, so he could see that I did, in fact, clean. Thoroughly. Even if you'd never know it, unless you actually witnessed it.