The review that became a peepshow

So, I had my review. My boss started out with, "Any questions, comments, concerns, anything?"

I wanted to say, "Yeah, the woman sitting right next to me (Bitch From Hell) is a complete douchebag. She is a moron who can't tell her ass from a hole in the ground. She's highly overpaid, and doesn't know how to do anything. We don't need her. Let's just get rid of her."

But I didn't. Because A) I'm a pussy, B) I'm way too passive aggressive, and C) I rather like being employed and having a regular income.

Instead, I asked him when I would have time to train with B. on the stuff she needs to train me on while my office mate (the person who does the same thing I do) is busy training with M. on trades, and doing trades. Blah blah blah.

Then they went on to say that I'm a workhorse, doing a spectacular job, getting all kinds of stuff done, and they really appreciate it. I got about the raise I was expecting (about 3% less of a raise than last year), and about the bonus I was expecting ($400 less than last year). I understand, with the market being the way it has been lately. It just sucks, though. Oh well.

Someday! Someday I'll be making buttloads of money!

Or not.

Want to hear the best part about my review?

I flashed my boss.

Yup, you read it right.

I flashed my boss.

Apparently, in the dress I'm wearing today, when I lean over, anyone around me gets a really good cleavage shot. Joy.

The best part? It wasn't just my boss (The Big Kahuna) who saw it.

He has a big window (as big as his door) next to the door in his office where people walking by in the hallway can look in. So, B. saw that my boob and bra were hanging out, and called W. to come see it, too.

Hello?

If you're gonna all check out my boob, at least give me some money first. *grin*

You know? If I was flashing my boss, I really should have gotten a better raise.

At least that explains why the Big Kahuna said he liked my dress when I was on my way out of his office...