Saturday, November 15, 2008

An actual conversation

An actual conversation that took place today:

TheChild: When do you think I can get my birthday present from [JaneofAllTrades' parents]?

TheMister: Probably when we go over there after Thanksgiving.

Me: Is it just the present you want, or do you want to actually see Grandma and Grandpa and spend some time with them, since you haven't seen them in a while?

TheChild: Umm.....I don't know. I'd have to think about it.

The Mister and I then looked at each other, mouths agape...speechless. I knew she was a teeny bit spoiled and EXTREMELY present-focused, but I didn't think it was to that level.

Me, a few minutes later: We could probably just drive by my parents' house at around 35 mph and get them to throw her present at us as we drive by. Then I thought, "Then she wouldn't even have to pretend she likes visiting with my parents! She can just get the loot and be on her way!"

Gah.

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