Best Spam Subject Lines

I, like many people, get insane amounts of stupid spam. For some reason, the spammers are exceptionally concerned about the size of my penis. Following are some of the best subject lines from recent spam messages as well as my thoughts upon seeing them.

(These are not in any particular order.)

*Pop goes your weasel
Great, now I have that song in my head. (Remember that song from the 80's?) Also, who wants to walk around with a weasel in their pants?

*Become bigger and cooler and start loving a ruler.
Umm...I give them points for rhyming. However, isn't the whole point of all these stupid 'grow your penis' spam e-mails to enlarge your penis so you can have sex with lots of ladies? I have a feeling that if you're a guy who loves measuring your penis with a ruler, you have way more spare time than someone who's out banging chicks all the time.

*Our pills will make you look like a champagne bottle.
Okay, I don't know about the rest of you ladies out there, but if I saw a penis coming at me that was the size of a champagne bottle, I would be less turned on and more scared. All I can think of is "ouch!" And perhaps, "What exactly is in those pills?"

You hate talking about your dimensions? Now you will love it.
Again, if you enjoy talking about the size of your penis in detail, chances are you're not getting laid real often.

Be proud of your biggest achievement that shines in your pants.
Wow, really? These pills will make your penis shiny? Vain ladies might like that, if they can see themselves in it. Chicks with ADD might dig it... "As for the bailout of the auto industry and the financial corporations...Oooh, shiny!"

Women love to be possessed by handsome men who are well-blessed.
Umm...first of all, I don't really know any women who like being "possessed". Secondly, will it work if you're just one or the other? What if you're not handsome but are well-blessed? If you are in fact not handsome but are well-blessed, how exactly do you get that message across to people upon meeting them without seeming like a perverted weirdo? "Hi! I may not be that handsome, but check THIS out!"

So, what are some of the best spam subject lines you've seen lately?