Anyone Want a Couple of Cats?

You know that Liquid-Plumr PowerJet stuff? Does anyone know if they have anything like that for cats?

Both of the kitties currently have massive hairballs. I've been feeding both of them hairball treats, when they agree to eat them. I've also been trying to keep them away from eating very much food, because I know that when they have hairballs blocking their digestive systems, most of what they eat comes right back up.

For this reason, there are somewhere around 20(ish) kitty vomit spots downstairs. I decided a couple of days ago that I was going to stop wiping up all the piles in the basement because I would clean up what was there, go upstairs for an hour or so and then go back downstairs to discover at least 6 new spots.

Because apparently STANDING IN ONE PLACE while you're throwing up is impossible for cats, as is vomiting on anything that might be easy to clean up.

This is why it would be lovely if there were some way I could use a water jet or something to whoosh! their hairballs out so they could finally digest something again. And maybe a little so I can finally clean up all the vomit spots without knowing that I'll have a bunch more to clean up in an hour or so.

Gah. Good thing they occasionally entertain me. Otherwise I'd be spending ungodly amounts of time and energy taking care of two broken kitties who do nothing but sleep, eat, and vomit all day long.

Happy Monday! I hope your week is vomit-free.