I have been thinking about John McCain's (sad, mostly impossible) campaign lately. I came up with a brilliant idea that I think just might be McCain's only hope of getting elected... Here's what his campaign should do:
1. Stage McCain's death, or somehow get him to actually die, briefly.
2. Announce his rising from the dead 3 days after his death, like Jesus.
3. Declare John McCain the Second Coming of Christ and Barack Obama the Anti-Christ.
4. Allow the excitement for the former and the fear of the latter to sweep over the religious fundamentalists, who will do their very best to sway the voters in their neighborhoods not to vote for someone who will cause their souls to be cast into hell for all eternity.
And then?
He might get a few more votes than he would have if he had not tried my plan. Chances are that he would not be elected either way, but it's worth a shot.
At this point, what does he really have to lose?
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