Having no short term memory is FUN!

Do you know what's strange, but sort of fun?

Being so shocked that your boss is giving you a day off that you keep forgetting you have it off.
Every time I remember that I don't have to come to work on Monday, I get all giddy and happy.

Hooray! It's like Christmas...every 10 minutes.

I think my boss is getting nicer since he got married. If the 4th fell on a Sunday last year, we'd totally have to work on the 5th. But this year? Not so much. Hooray for wives making husbands happy! Hooray for (lots of, perhaps) nookie!

Maybe this year we'll even have the day after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas Eve off.

*grin*

Never mind. I think I'm becoming just plain crazy now.

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Thanks to westyrex and galaxyrabbit, I am now craving Oreos like a mo***rfu**er. Grrrr...

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Mmm....Oreos.

I think all hope of any other thoughts is lost now. All I can do is think of how good an Oreo would taste.

Mmm...creamy filling.

Mmm...dark cookie crumbling in my mouth.

Wow. I'm gettin' kinda pornographic now.

Sorry about that.

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You know what the highlight of my day has been so far?

Getting to watch the trash truck CRUSH my husband's nasty, nearly-completely-broken, soaked-in-cat-pee, 25-year-old ugly-ass couch. Wheee!

That ROCKED.

Now our living room looks sort of naked, but at least it doesn't smell of cat urine any more.

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HAPPY FRIDAY! Have an excellent 3-day weekend!