THINGS THAT SUCK MY ASS

-Mondays

-Not being able to drink through a straw

-Coming back from a 15-minute trip to get some food for lunch and finding 5 files stacked up on my desk

-The Bitch From Hell (aka my Office Manager), who I'm pretty sure is responsible for putting one or two of those files on my desk

-Not being able to kill The Bitch From Hell when I want to (which would amount to about 65,379 times a day if I was keeping track)

-Stupid construction people on the way back from getting food that left a giant piece of equipment just sitting in the street. Which is good. 'Cause it's not like anyone actually DRIVES on the damn street anyway!

-That I can't just quit my job and go to school full-time. Stupid bills. Bah!

-The stupid guys I work with who stand in the kitchen (right next to Officemate's and my office) and chat. For hours. About absolutely nothing that interests me. While they jingle the change in their pocket. Incessantly.

-That The Bitch from Hell is not dead.

-The fact that when I pick up my phone, if someone is calling my office, I get them. Then I hang up, because I don't answer the phones, and I don't talk to strangers. If I don't talk to people, do I really need to have all those extra lines on my phone? Or do you want me to keep hanging up on clients? (Really, I think it's kind of fun to hang up on clients sometimes. Shhhh! Don't tell!)

Gee...I think I might be kinda cranky today. What does everyone else think?