An Update To An Old Expression

This morning, while TheMister was getting all of his stuff gathered so that he could throw it into the truck and drive to Indy, we had a very amusing conversation.

I said, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch?*"

He said, "Actually, for me it's more like 'spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch, keys, cell phone, iPod'."

And with that, an old expression has been updated.

*'Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch' is an old expression I learned from an ex that was supposed to help men make sure they had everything they needed before they left the house. (And, according to J-Sis, is also how the Catholic church teaches children how to cross themselves.)