And...I'm...Back

*Please excuse my long absence. For the past two weeks I've been working my ass off, just in case the higher-ups were keeping an eye on me before my review. It was yesterday. It went pretty well. I will probably be back to slacking (at least a little bit) at work next week.

*My template has seriously been getting on my nerves lately, so my wonderful future brother-in-law designed a template for me. I just have to finish the coding and throw it up here. Then, I'll probably have to fix some things that I screw up. That will most likely involve me swearing a lot. It'll be good times. Such good times, in fact, that now I'm wondering why I have been putting it off.

*My sister (and mom and my sister's wonderful friend/wedding planner) and I went wedding dress shopping last weekend. The lucky streak of buying-the-first-one-you-try continued! The first dress she tried on was GORGEOUS. She was glowing when she had it on. (I'd describe it, but my future brother-in-law reads this, so ya'll will just have to wait to see what it looks like until he does.) Seriously, though. GORGEOUS. My mom made her try on a few other dresses, just to make sure that the first one was the one she really wanted. I took pictures. The ones of her in the first dress show her smiling and all happy. The ones of her trying on the other dresses look like she's saying, "There. Are you happy? I tried it on." Pretty funny stuff.

*TheMister, The Child and I went to Fazoli's earlier for dinner. I witnessed the most disturbing thing EVER while we were there. They give you those coaster things that vibrate and light up to let you know when your food is ready. This little girl (probably 6 or 7 or so) had the coaster for her table, and when it went off she said, "Oooooh. That feels sooooo good."

FREAKED. ME. RIGHT. THE. HELL. OUT.

She said it like 5 more times after that, too. Bleh. I have no idea where the hell she heard that, and I don't really want to know. I feel like I should take a shower now. Maybe like 5 or 6 showers.

*shudder*

Icky.

*The woman at work that I've been filling in for comes back on Monday. Hooray! I survived! I'm actually pretty proud of how well I did while she was gone. I surprised myself. AND, didn't kill anyone! And the best part? BFH is gone all next week! Praise Allah!

On that note, I'm off like a prom dress!

Have a wonderful weekend!