*A 3 year old + green frosting = a dog with spots of dried green frosting on his face.
*Benadryl acts as a mild sedative for 3 year olds.
*Black labs are fun animals to ride. Bareback, even!
*Callie (fat cat) likes honeydew melon.
*Both cats like pomegranates.
*Pomagranate juice tends to stain clothes, skin and anything else it touches.
*If you spend $33 for a fuzzy 4.5 foot cat tunnel thing that the cats can play in, they will be infinitely more entertained by the box it came in than by the actual toy.
*I can spend $75 in Walgreens in the span of about 2 minutes.
*I can spend about $150 on crap during a weekend, even while complaining about how poor I am.
*I am only a slob to a certain point. Then the mess begins to drive me slowly insane.
*Having pictures taken of you every other second while you're trying to watch TV becomes annoying very quickly.
*Quality cameras take quality pictures.
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