Strange cat toys and Stranger dreams

My cats are hilarious.

The toys they currently play with? A couple drinking straws, a toilet paper roll, a Q-tip, and a rubber band.

Az was getting so involved in playing with her rubber band on the couch last night that she fell off the couch and thudded on the floor. TWICE. What a dork!

Why buy cats $7 cat toys when a rubber band that they found on the floor or an empty toilet paper roll will do? It's a good thing their toys are cheap... Their food and litter certainly aren't.

At least the cats are very good for entertainment value.

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I had a strange dream last night. One aspect of it was that my grandpa had come back to life. This would be pretty darn difficult, considering that he is now a bag of ashes in a pretty urn sitting on my grandma's fireplace mantle. Through the whole dream, he kept insisting that he had come back to life, and I kept denying it. I don't know if I thought it was someone pretending to me him or what. Somehow, I didn't believe it. It was very strange...

Another aspect of the dream was that my boss made a huge list of everything I had recently done wrong at work, and showed it to me, with the instructions that I was to fix everything/make it better before I could leave. Considering it was about 4:30 PM when he gave it to me, it freaked me out. One of the things listed was "Blatantly lied about a client's current value on an account." Umm...yeah. I have no idea what that part of the dream means. I suppose it might be a slight sense of guilt about all the non-work related surfing on the internet that I do every day. It's not my fault, though! I get bored if I'm only doing one thing at a time. Multi-tasking is my friend!

Hmm... So, strange dreams made me feel restless last night, leaving me tired this morning.
You might be asking yourself, "So what else is new?"

*grin*

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Okay, so someone keeps finding my diary by doing a search of "pictures of depressants" on Google. Eh? Then there's the usual "phenergan with codiene" and "girl science." I've been wanting to put something really weird in here to see how many Google hits I get off of it, like "funky butt lovin'" (suggested by my husband), or "elephant sex" or something like that.